Mr. Bitey has always been surrounded by a select group of odd and mysterious characters. Today we take a time lapse into years past, when we were heavily studying the activities of the residents on Greenbriar Blvd, in Boulder, Colorado for their possible involvement with our suspect. Here we see some rare and obviously extra-terrestrial vegitation, which grew so large, somehow, in the usually infertile clays of Colorado dirt. Be amazed at their girth, and marvel at the people who cultivated them.
Ultimately, the giant travesties of nature became too much for the group, and they decided to use one of the most popular Martian harvesting tools. This contraption, cleverly disguised as a common sled, is used to transport unusually large plants and goods across the desert landscapes of Mars.
Only time will tell if this almost relic-like evidence will help us in our search for Mr. Bitey, but one thing is for sure – something strange is going on, and we need to continue to document it to even try to understand it. Stay tuned.